Common Name: Perch
Full Name: Percheron
Needlessly Complex Name Backstory: Percheron is named after a breed of horse because his father is named “Horse.” Horse is named Horse because he grew to be the size of a horse and eats like a horse. Perch has pretty much followed in his father’s paw prints, being the largest and most gluttonous cat in the family.
Gotcha Date: April-ish 2000
Gotcha Method: Being born in my entryway closet.
Distinguishing Features: The grayest cat in the house, the second stripiest cat in the house, the bitey-est cat in the house, being Morph’s actual biological brother.
Favorite Activities: Eating, sleeping, being friendly then biting you, perching on things, running into the bathroom every damn time the door is open, yowling when he gets locked in the bathroom because I didn’t notice that he’d run in.
Known Issues: Perch has been known to take the occasional jaunt out the front or back door. This leads to confusion, immobility, and being hauled back inside.
Unknown Issues: Perch might be an ‘outside the box’ thinker like his brother.
Known Joys: Perching on things from boxes to shoulders, trying to eat your hair while on your shoulder, a nice warm fire, a nice warm lap, biting the owner of the nice warm lap.